In which I speak broadcaster Mandarin and some Beijing dialect (北京话). I have no Chinese ancestry and was not raised in China. Began learning at age 18. Total study time? Approximately 2.5 years: 1.5 non-intensively in the US and 1 in China. How did I get to this level? Spent a truly massive amount of time spent studying — during my one year in China, I rote-memorized literally thousands of words and characters, spoke nothing but Chinese for days on end, listened to nothing but Chinese music and watched nothing but Chinese television, and hung out exclusively with Chinese people. I do believe I have a talent for learning languages, but there’s no way I could have attained fluency without studying my butt off. The result? The 帅哥you see in this video. The passage is a typically dry People’s Daily article about Hu Jintao visiting the US — I chose it because I like imitating Chinese newscasters. (Got a problem with that?) You can read it here if you’d like: cpc.people.com.cn Or the Google Translate version: tinyurl.com To the naysayers, I am indeed technically reading here rather than speaking, but can you really watch this video (and the others I link to) and believe that I can’t speak Chinese? If I were a betting man… 😉

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25 Responses to “White guy speaks fluent Chinese 震惊了!小美会讲超标准的普通话!”

  1. shmilyx007 Says:

    wow!!! excellent!!!!! how long have you been studying chinese?

  2. JumpingJumperJump Says:

    @ognimoddd good to know.
    

  3. pling276918 Says:

    awww! super kawaii !! <3 you speck better than i do 🙁

  4. ourheartzz Says:

    I am a chinese myself and i am giving you a big thumbs up!

  5. apforeverrx Says:

    Shit.. Your chinese is better than mine. :/

    My high respect for you has gone even higher *bow*

  6. Smific Says:

    Your emulation of the Chinese accent is flawless. I think the Beijinger was a little to guttural, but still amazing. You must practice constantly.

  7. ognimoddd Says:

    @JumpingJumperJump I just dont see the point. And hey, I’m not the one that plays runescape.

  8. JumpingJumperJump Says:

    @ognimoddd
    people don’t learn languages so they can get laid.
    If your whole life revolves around this struggle to have sex you must be a very sad person. 🙂

  9. 11Stanni Says:

    @theclockmace
    not its not its mandarin

  10. ognimoddd Says:

    thats not gonna get you laid and unless your going to live in china theres no point in learning it…waste of time tbh

  11. ognimoddd Says:

    @209oakland43 wow im american….and i am impressed

  12. theclockmace Says:

    @garysaran that japan not china

  13. elphantha Says:

    Impressive, and I’m not even Chinese.

  14. beti8710 Says:

    Awesomeeeeeeeeee—- i wish i could be like u =.=

  15. garysaran Says:

    Question is…does he like hentai?

  16. anicinemax Says:

    Im chinese and you speak mandarin much better than me.

  17. RuntLaLaLa Says:

    ^____________________________^ awesome

  18. ColaCocaAlways Says:

    WTF, awesome dude. Smart guy 🙂

  19. Vojife Says:

    I’m learning Chinese, I hope I will be able to speak like this guy. ;D

  20. Dchen1086 Says:

    wow im very impressed by how well you can speak mandarin, very fluent… high5

  21. aDucksSmile Says:

    All I got was Obama and Hu JinTao in the first part and I was born Chinese .___.

  22. m4cinet123 Says:

    Wow im not chinese… i have idea you are saying, but im impressed.

  23. DarkRoseFire Says:

    Fuck me. A white gorilla can speak my language.

  24. sirmoorgate1994 Says:

    Have you tried the HSK? Because in the old system you’d surely nail at least a 9.

  25. Frascatano86 Says:

    he was my classmate at yuyandaxue!!! my chinese aint his tho…..

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In which I speak broadcaster Mandarin and some Beijing dialect (北京话). I have no Chinese ancestry and was not raised in China. Began learning at age 18. Total study time? Approximately 2.5 years: 1.5 non-intensively in the US and 1 in China. How did I get to this level? Spent a truly massive amount of time spent studying — during my one year in China, I rote-memorized literally thousands of words and characters, spoke nothing but Chinese for days on end, listened to nothing but Chinese music and watched nothing but Chinese television, and hung out exclusively with Chinese people. I do believe I have a talent for learning languages, but there’s no way I could have attained fluency without studying my butt off. The result? The 帅哥you see in this video. The passage is a typically dry People’s Daily article about Hu Jintao visiting the US — I chose it because I like imitating Chinese newscasters. (Got a problem with that?) You can read it here if you’d like: cpc.people.com.cn Or the Google Translate version: tinyurl.com To the naysayers, I am indeed technically reading here rather than speaking, but can you really watch this video (and the others I link to) and believe that I can’t speak Chinese? If I were a betting man… 😉

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25 Responses to “White guy speaks fluent Chinese 震惊了!小美会讲超标准的普通话!”

  1. shmilyx007 Says:

    wow!!! excellent!!!!! how long have you been studying chinese?

  2. JumpingJumperJump Says:

    @ognimoddd good to know.
    

  3. pling276918 Says:

    awww! super kawaii !! <3 you speck better than i do 🙁

  4. ourheartzz Says:

    I am a chinese myself and i am giving you a big thumbs up!

  5. apforeverrx Says:

    Shit.. Your chinese is better than mine. :/

    My high respect for you has gone even higher *bow*

  6. Smific Says:

    Your emulation of the Chinese accent is flawless. I think the Beijinger was a little to guttural, but still amazing. You must practice constantly.

  7. ognimoddd Says:

    @JumpingJumperJump I just dont see the point. And hey, I’m not the one that plays runescape.

  8. JumpingJumperJump Says:

    @ognimoddd
    people don’t learn languages so they can get laid.
    If your whole life revolves around this struggle to have sex you must be a very sad person. 🙂

  9. 11Stanni Says:

    @theclockmace
    not its not its mandarin

  10. ognimoddd Says:

    thats not gonna get you laid and unless your going to live in china theres no point in learning it…waste of time tbh

  11. ognimoddd Says:

    @209oakland43 wow im american….and i am impressed

  12. theclockmace Says:

    @garysaran that japan not china

  13. elphantha Says:

    Impressive, and I’m not even Chinese.

  14. beti8710 Says:

    Awesomeeeeeeeeee—- i wish i could be like u =.=

  15. garysaran Says:

    Question is…does he like hentai?

  16. anicinemax Says:

    Im chinese and you speak mandarin much better than me.

  17. RuntLaLaLa Says:

    ^____________________________^ awesome

  18. ColaCocaAlways Says:

    WTF, awesome dude. Smart guy 🙂

  19. Vojife Says:

    I’m learning Chinese, I hope I will be able to speak like this guy. ;D

  20. Dchen1086 Says:

    wow im very impressed by how well you can speak mandarin, very fluent… high5

  21. aDucksSmile Says:

    All I got was Obama and Hu JinTao in the first part and I was born Chinese .___.

  22. m4cinet123 Says:

    Wow im not chinese… i have idea you are saying, but im impressed.

  23. DarkRoseFire Says:

    Fuck me. A white gorilla can speak my language.

  24. sirmoorgate1994 Says:

    Have you tried the HSK? Because in the old system you’d surely nail at least a 9.

  25. Frascatano86 Says:

    he was my classmate at yuyandaxue!!! my chinese aint his tho…..

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In which I speak broadcaster Mandarin and some Beijing dialect (北京话). I have no Chinese ancestry and was not raised in China. Began learning at age 18. Total study time? Approximately 2.5 years: 1.5 non-intensively in the US and 1 in China. How did I get to this level? Spent a truly massive amount of time spent studying — during my one year in China, I rote-memorized literally thousands of words and characters, spoke nothing but Chinese for days on end, listened to nothing but Chinese music and watched nothing but Chinese television, and hung out exclusively with Chinese people. I do believe I have a talent for learning languages, but there’s no way I could have attained fluency without studying my butt off. The result? The 帅哥you see in this video. The passage is a typically dry People’s Daily article about Hu Jintao visiting the US — I chose it because I like imitating Chinese newscasters. (Got a problem with that?) You can read it here if you’d like: cpc.people.com.cn Or the Google Translate version: tinyurl.com To the naysayers, I am indeed technically reading here rather than speaking, but can you really watch this video (and the others I link to) and believe that I can’t speak Chinese? If I were a betting man… 😉

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25 Responses to “White guy speaks fluent Chinese 震惊了!小美会讲超标准的普通话!”

  1. shmilyx007 Says:

    wow!!! excellent!!!!! how long have you been studying chinese?

  2. JumpingJumperJump Says:

    @ognimoddd good to know.
    

  3. pling276918 Says:

    awww! super kawaii !! <3 you speck better than i do 🙁

  4. ourheartzz Says:

    I am a chinese myself and i am giving you a big thumbs up!

  5. apforeverrx Says:

    Shit.. Your chinese is better than mine. :/

    My high respect for you has gone even higher *bow*

  6. Smific Says:

    Your emulation of the Chinese accent is flawless. I think the Beijinger was a little to guttural, but still amazing. You must practice constantly.

  7. ognimoddd Says:

    @JumpingJumperJump I just dont see the point. And hey, I’m not the one that plays runescape.

  8. JumpingJumperJump Says:

    @ognimoddd
    people don’t learn languages so they can get laid.
    If your whole life revolves around this struggle to have sex you must be a very sad person. 🙂

  9. 11Stanni Says:

    @theclockmace
    not its not its mandarin

  10. ognimoddd Says:

    thats not gonna get you laid and unless your going to live in china theres no point in learning it…waste of time tbh

  11. ognimoddd Says:

    @209oakland43 wow im american….and i am impressed

  12. theclockmace Says:

    @garysaran that japan not china

  13. elphantha Says:

    Impressive, and I’m not even Chinese.

  14. beti8710 Says:

    Awesomeeeeeeeeee—- i wish i could be like u =.=

  15. garysaran Says:

    Question is…does he like hentai?

  16. anicinemax Says:

    Im chinese and you speak mandarin much better than me.

  17. RuntLaLaLa Says:

    ^____________________________^ awesome

  18. ColaCocaAlways Says:

    WTF, awesome dude. Smart guy 🙂

  19. Vojife Says:

    I’m learning Chinese, I hope I will be able to speak like this guy. ;D

  20. Dchen1086 Says:

    wow im very impressed by how well you can speak mandarin, very fluent… high5

  21. aDucksSmile Says:

    All I got was Obama and Hu JinTao in the first part and I was born Chinese .___.

  22. m4cinet123 Says:

    Wow im not chinese… i have idea you are saying, but im impressed.

  23. DarkRoseFire Says:

    Fuck me. A white gorilla can speak my language.

  24. sirmoorgate1994 Says:

    Have you tried the HSK? Because in the old system you’d surely nail at least a 9.

  25. Frascatano86 Says:

    he was my classmate at yuyandaxue!!! my chinese aint his tho…..

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