21
Feb

The Sideboard Song by Chas ‘N’ Dave.

Author : Betting on Profit


Stereo:- uk.youtube.com My take on Chas and Dave’s ‘The Sideboard Song’.. Lyrics to The Sideboard Song : Mother phoned up last night she was going spare She was in a temper pulling out her hair “Your sisters courtin’ a scruffy looking Ted Father dont give a monkeys & this is what he said” (Chorus) I don’t care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out if he comes round here I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad so he comes to the telephone he wasnt half mad says “shes got no sense the silly little cow and if he comes round here theres gonna be a row” Repeat chorus “I’ll tell you something else an’ all he’s never got a job he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob” mother says “calm down dad hes alright there out there snogging in the passage all night” Repeat chorus Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin he looks like something that the cats brought in never got no money smokes all my fags got holes in his soles and his hanging in rags On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump she had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front theres nothing seems to fit her shes a running out of clothes if he thinks he’s takin liberties I’ll punch him on the nose.. No copyright infringement intended..

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25 Responses to “The Sideboard Song by Chas ‘N’ Dave.”

  1. lfclegends1 Says:

    don’t worry i got my beer in the side board here,so i don’t care.classic track by the cockney duo.

  2. RICHARDMARTIN7 Says:

    this is like a rap that chas and Dave accidently made lmao

  3. CockneyRebel1979 Says:

    @ancientraver19881989 Yup, and seeing as Dave was born there BEFORE Sixty-three, he’s a Middlesex boy. My mum was born in Edmonton in Nineteen-fifty- (a good thirteen years before the borders changed), and she classes herself as a Middlesex girl, as a result of that. I, however, am a London boy, ‘cos I was born in Edmonton in Seventy-nine- (about sixteen years after the borders changed about)- in fact, my mum’s always told me that I’m the first Londoner in the Edmonton side of our family.

  4. ancientraver19881989 Says:

    @CockneyRebel1979 that doesn’t make sense as Middlesex hasnt existed since 1963- Ponders End is in the London Borough of Enfield so he is a Londoner

  5. sisterstiffticket1 Says:

    @hamble9
    When we all had to move out, we were were never given a choice…….so yes, became resentful. I Now live in N Yorkshire…….given a choice we would have welcomed anyone……w are cockneys…..fro all stock…….xxx

  6. podfunk Says:

    Beer….Muvvah…Sideboard. The best life has to offer.

  7. tramp198819881988 Says:

    @TheBeebopper what?

  8. balalqureshi Says:

    @opawari Its so terrible isn’t it how white people are so badly oppressed by the ethnic minorities and the politcally correct governments who favour them over native brits!
    You don’t all “have to move out” – there are plenty of white people who still live in these areas. You moved out because you wanted to because you didn’t like the increasing number of brown faces!

  9. jactays Says:

    proud to be a cockney

  10. BODIDDLYDOO Says:

    @PaulBirken If you bother your arse, my comments where in reply to somebody called ‘ rockinboepip ‘. Who commented that it reminds him of when London was London & not Poland ! At no point do i make any reference to The Holocaust you prick

  11. sandi43able Says:

    great stuff

  12. TheBeebopper Says:

    @tramp198819881988 Stickyours under the joanna lid and I’ll see if I can crack em.

  13. spalf73 Says:

    cracking, if about 2 minutes too long

  14. spalf73 Says:

    cracking..

  15. dukeboys123 Says:

    I can’t believe how Chas and Dave got away with stuff like this

  16. NoR3m0rs3 Says:

    The drop is filthier than my asshole.

  17. 2008Sameoldfitup Says:

    @CockneyRebel1979 London is not English anymore.

  18. hamble9 Says:

    Chas and Dave! I have written my linguistic MA thesis on Cockney and you are in there, dudes!!!

  19. xraycortina Says:

    Lawks-a-larkey strike a light me ole cocksparrer, thanks for posting!

  20. Nacho1888 Says:

    Chas n Dave invented rap in 1827

  21. tramp198819881988 Says:

    i saw this on a music request channel and they censored the lyric “beer”… i can only assume that someone suggested that it promotes alcoholism… am i the only one who thinks this is nuts?!

  22. Dalp1974 Says:

    Great tune!My Nan and Grandad!Luv it!

  23. tramp198819881988 Says:

    what year was this? bloody good song!! my stepdad told me to look this song up as its from his youth and thought i might like it!

  24. Satanica10 Says:

    @londonpenda

  25. Satanica10 Says:

    @londonpenda I was Born in Walthamstow East London, I miss the old place, live in Alaska now

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