Stereo:- uk.youtube.com My take on Chas and Dave’s ‘The Sideboard Song’.. Lyrics to The Sideboard Song : Mother phoned up last night she was going spare She was in a temper pulling out her hair “Your sisters courtin’ a scruffy looking Ted Father dont give a monkeys & this is what he said” (Chorus) I don’t care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out if he comes round here I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad so he comes to the telephone he wasnt half mad says “shes got no sense the silly little cow and if he comes round here theres gonna be a row” Repeat chorus “I’ll tell you something else an’ all he’s never got a job he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob” mother says “calm down dad hes alright there out there snogging in the passage all night” Repeat chorus Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin he looks like something that the cats brought in never got no money smokes all my fags got holes in his soles and his hanging in rags On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump she had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front theres nothing seems to fit her shes a running out of clothes if he thinks he’s takin liberties I’ll punch him on the nose.. No copyright infringement intended..
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February 21st, 2012 at 9:31 pm
don’t worry i got my beer in the side board here,so i don’t care.classic track by the cockney duo.
February 21st, 2012 at 10:13 pm
this is like a rap that chas and Dave accidently made lmao
February 21st, 2012 at 11:09 pm
@ancientraver19881989 Yup, and seeing as Dave was born there BEFORE Sixty-three, he’s a Middlesex boy. My mum was born in Edmonton in Nineteen-fifty- (a good thirteen years before the borders changed), and she classes herself as a Middlesex girl, as a result of that. I, however, am a London boy, ‘cos I was born in Edmonton in Seventy-nine- (about sixteen years after the borders changed about)- in fact, my mum’s always told me that I’m the first Londoner in the Edmonton side of our family.
February 21st, 2012 at 11:59 pm
@CockneyRebel1979 that doesn’t make sense as Middlesex hasnt existed since 1963- Ponders End is in the London Borough of Enfield so he is a Londoner
February 21st, 2012 at 11:59 pm
@hamble9
When we all had to move out, we were were never given a choice…….so yes, became resentful. I Now live in N Yorkshire…….given a choice we would have welcomed anyone……w are cockneys…..fro all stock…….xxx
February 22nd, 2012 at 12:03 am
Beer….Muvvah…Sideboard. The best life has to offer.
February 22nd, 2012 at 12:42 am
@TheBeebopper what?
February 22nd, 2012 at 12:53 am
@opawari Its so terrible isn’t it how white people are so badly oppressed by the ethnic minorities and the politcally correct governments who favour them over native brits!
You don’t all “have to move out” – there are plenty of white people who still live in these areas. You moved out because you wanted to because you didn’t like the increasing number of brown faces!
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:36 am
proud to be a cockney
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:44 am
@PaulBirken If you bother your arse, my comments where in reply to somebody called ‘ rockinboepip ‘. Who commented that it reminds him of when London was London & not Poland ! At no point do i make any reference to The Holocaust you prick
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:52 am
great stuff
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:19 am
@tramp198819881988 Stickyours under the joanna lid and I’ll see if I can crack em.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:26 am
cracking, if about 2 minutes too long
February 22nd, 2012 at 3:08 am
cracking..
February 22nd, 2012 at 3:18 am
I can’t believe how Chas and Dave got away with stuff like this
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:13 am
The drop is filthier than my asshole.
February 22nd, 2012 at 5:06 am
@CockneyRebel1979 London is not English anymore.
February 22nd, 2012 at 5:18 am
Chas and Dave! I have written my linguistic MA thesis on Cockney and you are in there, dudes!!!
February 22nd, 2012 at 5:48 am
Lawks-a-larkey strike a light me ole cocksparrer, thanks for posting!
February 22nd, 2012 at 6:24 am
Chas n Dave invented rap in 1827
February 22nd, 2012 at 6:31 am
i saw this on a music request channel and they censored the lyric “beer”… i can only assume that someone suggested that it promotes alcoholism… am i the only one who thinks this is nuts?!
February 22nd, 2012 at 6:32 am
Great tune!My Nan and Grandad!Luv it!
February 22nd, 2012 at 6:51 am
what year was this? bloody good song!! my stepdad told me to look this song up as its from his youth and thought i might like it!
February 22nd, 2012 at 7:26 am
@londonpenda
February 22nd, 2012 at 7:48 am
@londonpenda I was Born in Walthamstow East London, I miss the old place, live in Alaska now