Stereo:- uk.youtube.com My take on Chas and Dave’s ‘The Sideboard Song’.. Lyrics to The Sideboard Song : Mother phoned up last night she was going spare She was in a temper pulling out her hair “Your sisters courtin’ a scruffy looking Ted Father dont give a monkeys & this is what he said” (Chorus) I don’t care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out if he comes round here I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad so he comes to the telephone he wasnt half mad says “shes got no sense the silly little cow and if he comes round here theres gonna be a row” Repeat chorus “I’ll tell you something else an’ all he’s never got a job he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob” mother says “calm down dad hes alright there out there snogging in the passage all night” Repeat chorus Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin he looks like something that the cats brought in never got no money smokes all my fags got holes in his soles and his hanging in rags On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump she had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front theres nothing seems to fit her shes a running out of clothes if he thinks he’s takin liberties I’ll punch him on the nose.. No copyright infringement intended..

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A huge cricket fan, I watched this summer’s fourth Test Match between England and Pakistan enthralled, first by England’s astonishing collapse at the hands of Pakistan’s 18 year old left-handed fast bowling prodigy, Mohammad Amir, who swung the ball late and barely playably at almost 90mph, and then by the amazing, world record eighth wicket partnership between Jonathan Trott and Stuart Broad that turned the game on its head. The brilliance of these three players’ performances (and later in the game, the bowling of Graeme Swann) would in itself have made this a match to remember for many a year. Sadly, the revelations in the Sunday press alleging that three no-balls had been deliberately bowled as part of a betting scam during England’s innings, two of them by Amir, meant that this Test Match will now be remembered for all the wrong reasons. At the time of writing, the allegations have not been proven, but they have caused understandable and almost universal outrage amongst lovers of cricket. There have been widespread calls for any players involved in the scam to be banned for life. I wrote the words of this song because I believe, shocked as I am by what is alleged to have taken place, that Mohammad Amir, whether or not he is guilty, probably doesn’t deserve such a harsh punishment as a lifetime ban. The players in the alleged betting scam are small fry in comparison to those whose cynicism and manipulative skills make such corruption possible, and youngsters in their …