You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis Everything’s in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary’s lacking a Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? Oh that boy’s a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up… Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she’s gonna get it I’m guessing that she’d rather just forget i Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn’t going but she went still Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle Was it a Mecca Dobber or a betting pencil? Oh that boy’s a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Weren’t as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Oh, where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go? Woah. Falling about You took a left off Last Laugh Lane You just sounded it out You’re not coming back again. Falling about You took a left off Last Laugh Lane You just sounded it out You’re not coming back again. You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Started all the naughty nights with niceness Landed in a very common crisis Everything’s in order in a black hole Everything was pretty in the past …