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A former professional gambler explains why playing a slot machine is no way to win. He explains why winning at slots is not random, and why no skill is involved. He demonstrates how to program one of the popular slot machine models, which in itself proves that slot machines are programmed to take your money, instead of paying you a jackpot.BUY MY BOOKS HERE: Snapshots In Time Buy it at Amazon www.amazon.com The Book Depository. (Free shipping worldwide) www.bookdepository.com BUY MY LATEST BOOK HERE: How To Survive An Alien Abduction And Other Useful Information www.amazon.com Barnes & Noble productsearch.barnesandnoble.com The Book Depository. (Free shipping worldwide) www.bookdepository.com Australia www.thenile.com.au UK www.amazon.co.uk

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24 Responses to “How to Win at Slot Machines: don’t play them”

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  2. ghidfg Says:

    this idiot has lost sight of why people gamble.

  3. TheShamusOfSlots Says:

    @thelastone94 – The slot picks random values for the reels. The reels stop at the corresponding spot. Is each spot equally weighted on a slot machine. On a video slot, generally, yes. On a REEL slot, generally, no (there are not enough “stops” on a conventional reel slot to generate the big jackpots everyone likes).

  4. thelastone94 Says:

    @TheShamusOfSlots ok.. but the truth is SLOT MACHINES ARE NOT RANDOM !

  5. tusaddaq Says:

    god bless this man

  6. TheRickRod Says:

    @TheShamusOfSlots I dunno. I still wouldnt trust those sluts. I mean ”slots”. I did put $1 in one machine and got $100. My first try in Las Vagas. I rather bet on a fight, Or a drag race. Somewhere i have more chances of winning. Anyway good luck.

  7. dynastia82 Says:

    @catwhoisfat man how many time can he say pre program lol!!!!!

  8. chistophersaylor Says:

    @TheShamusOfSlots well said Shamus Pre programmed and random are not the same thing in this instance. While the overall payout is pre-programmed the individual spins themselves are determined by the RNG. He says that I cant walk up to a slot and expect to hit the jackpot but in fact I can because the outcome is RANDOM.

  9. TheShamusOfSlots Says:

    @TheRickRod – He is NOT correct. Havin a pre-programmed outcome would be illegal. Every state and province … and every country tests for this!

  10. TheShamusOfSlots Says:

    @cammybammy – Slot machines legally have to pay at least 85% … but most casinos, overall, pay above 90% back. The State lottery pays something closer to half of the money in prizes. The odds of winning a big prize are not that great but most modern slot machines pay back “something” (often less than the bet) over 50% of the time.

  11. TheShamusOfSlots Says:

    @thelastone94 – Ummm … only some of the information in this video is accurate. It is likely people who disagree with the inaccuracies. Mind you … I am a slot machine lover.

  12. TheShamusOfSlots Says:

    @akerscarter – Hi akerscarter … you can read my previous post. Indeed, slots will make a big profit over a long period of time … but they can lose money for the casino over weeks and months. Think of a slot machine like a roulette wheel. If you spin the reels on the slot long enough, it will end up paying out the sum of all “stops” on the reels divided by the total number of spins.

  13. TheShamusOfSlots Says:

    @catwhoisfat – There are two classes of slot machines. One has centrally determined wins (called Class 2). It’s playing a game of bingo “under the covers”. With class 3, a random number generator in each machine coincides with stops on a reel. The wins are not predetermined at all. The casino selects a payback percentage, and the symbols on the virutal reels will be re-arranged to matched the payback.

  14. catwhoisfat Says:

    So boys and girls what did we learn? “Theyre prePROGRAMMED”

  15. Krabbo7 Says:

    @dajani2012 when did he say that?

  16. winklerc95 Says:

    haha it seems like all the comments are from people that have a gambling problem because there so negative

  17. rogantu Says:

    roulette is way better.
    Tried it last night exchanged 8000 dollars to 4000 coins or whatever they are called at your place and when I was done I had 240 000 coins following my own system only ^^

  18. akerscarter Says:

    It’s still random in the sense that we don’t know when it’s going to pay. Of COURSE it has a built-in mechanism to ensure it makes a (big) profit! I love to gamble…slots, craps, sports, poker, whatever, but I know the only winners in the long run are the casinos. I don’t care, for me it’s an entertainment expense like anything else I do for fun.

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  21. dajani2012 Says:

    i liked the part where he said their not random

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    Thanks

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